JACK GEURTS SERIES:

Genesis

Genesis

Jack Geurts

Jack Geurts

What happens when God has a few beers and decides to create the earth?At first, nothing. Everything's going pretty well.But when he decides to create people, things start to unravel.Say hello to God as you've never seen him before - a jealous, foulmouthed, hard-drinking megalomaniac.He meets his match in Adam and especially Eve, and sets off a chain of events that will one day find you in church wondering what the hell the priest is talking about.Welcome to The New Old Testament, the book that will have you asking the question: "If we're as messed-up as we are, and God made us in his image, then what the hell must he be like?"The New Old Testament is a re-imagining of the Bible as told to you by the drunk guy at the party. A drunk guy who seriously knows his scripture.Whether or not you believe it actually happened, the Bible is a fascinating story, full of great characters, epic battles and incredible journeys. There's sex, there's love, there's betrayal, there's revenge. All that without any of the "sayeth's" or "unto's" or "thou's" that might have scared you off last time.You're already familiar with its most famous characters - Noah, Moses, David and Goliath. Why not get to know Joshua, Elijah and Judah Maccabee? Seriously, some of the most badass heroes in literature can be found right there in the Old Testament.So if you've always had a passing interest in the Bible but found the language to be way too dense, The New Old Testament has gone ahead and stripped out anything nonessential, keeping only the best, filthiest, most brutally horrifying parts. Especially the parts they leave out in church.If the very thought of that made you tense up, then this probably isn't the book for you. If, on the other hand, you found yourself smiling, or at the very least, raising an eyebrow, you just might be in the right place.For a fast-flowing, faithfully unfaithful, reverently irreverent, humbly boastful re-imagining of the Bible, download your copy today!
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Jasper Flint and the Dinosaur Saddle

Jasper Flint and the Dinosaur Saddle

Jack Geurts

Jack Geurts

We thought we were the first civilisation to live on this planet…We were wrong.65 million years ago, an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs. But that wasn’t the only thing it did…It also caused the people who were living here at the time to flee to a nearby planet. And there they have lived ever since.Until now…Sixteen-year-old Jasper Flint joins his paleontologist parents on a dig in Outback Australia and finds something there he never expected. Something no one ever expected.Buried for 100 million years with the fossilised bones of a dinosaur…A saddle.The only relic of a super-ancient civilisation who lives on in secret to this day. And some of them don’t want their existence known…Soon, Jasper is thrust on a time-bending quest through history to follow an ancient map and save the world.
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Buried in the Sky

Buried in the Sky

Jack Geurts

Jack Geurts

What does the end of a civilisation look like?The people of the Zend don't bury their dead, nor do they burn them. What they do instead is build towers...When a lonely corpse bearer sees soldiers on the horizon, he knows his ancient way of life is over.His country is about to fall victim to an empire on the rise. An empire with a terrible, secret power...
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Buried in the Sky (Pantheon, #0)

Buried in the Sky (Pantheon, #0)

Jack Geurts

Jack Geurts

What does the end of a civilisation look like?The people of the Zend don't bury their dead, nor do they burn them. What they do instead is build towers...When a lonely corpse bearer sees soldiers on the horizon, he knows his ancient way of life is over.His country is about to fall victim to an empire on the rise. An empire with a terrible, secret power...
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